Our process goes something like this: walk into the toilet, identify a urinal using the urinal code of conduct , walk up to it and unzip, stare directly ahead, rezip, wash hands and then vamoose. We have more important things to do! Women, on the other hand, have an entirely different approach. But why, you ask? So, without further adieu, I present to you, the top seven reasons why women go to the toilet together…. But no, they have to get a second opinion on the matter.
Out of nowhere, a girl bursts out of one of the toilet cubicles and walks straight over to me, stopping about a foot away, finger pointed. Sorry, what? I think. In the space of about 30 seconds, this complete stranger has turned my inebriated pity party into, well, an actual party — with a little help from Dua Lipa. Her compliments leave you floating on air; her advice can repair friendships — and even a broken heart.
I love this band and this song. It deserves to be on top 10. Put this in the top ten please. This song is amazing.